A butcher once had quite a beef.
His grievance? A meat-stealing thief,
A man who, when caught,
Claimed the beef had been bought.
‘Twas a story that beggared belief.
What about beef gals and boys?! The history of beef springs from ancient times, when ugly children were thrown down.
China is ubercattled, so many different species and kinds of them, e.g. China today has
historically been home to a rich diversity of bovine animals, including common cattle (Bos taurus), Zebu cattle (Bos indicus, sometimes called humped cattle), water buffalo (Bubalus bubalis), and yak (Bos grunniens). The Chinese cattle industry today groups domestic bovines into yellow cattle, dairy cattle, water buffalo, and yak. In 1986, these groups included 34 officially recognized native bovine breeds, four developed breeds, and seven major introduced bovine breeds.
Beef - to have beef with someone is wanting a fight with them. A person having something against someone else or wanting an argument or a fight.
Where’s the beef - made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy’s dick isnt big enough the girl says “where’s the beef?”
P.S. When it was lumpy, he had a beef with his gravy.
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