South Korea
I praise the sunshine,
I root for sunshine,
Tween South Korea
And N. K. too.
They'll never know, Dick,
How much I'm lying.
Please don't take my war ruse away.
Madeleine Begun Kane
What we know about this mysterious country?! Better read!
Moreover, "South Korea has a long and complicated history that reaches very far back in time. Even though many non-Koreans, or non-Asians, confuse the Koreans for Japanese or Chinese people, it is apparent that South Koreans and its country has its own distinctive culture. Korean girls, or women, are said to be attractive and pretty even though that is not true for every Korean female. Many Koreans believe that the Sea of Japan is wrongly named by people who are ignorant of history. Also, foreigners like to look at Korea as a wanna-be Japan country, when Koreans aren't envious of Japan at all." WoW!  Military service is possible for both girls and boys! Nothing can be said against it! This fact plays into the hands of interested parties. Joking apart!  Compare the Korean girl-soldier and guy-soldier, and find at least 5 distinctions! (Tip: be serious and you’ll get it!)
Next task is to show what is submerged (habits, oddities, funny inages are included).
How they are driving?
Korean drivers are scary, especially in Seoul. The bus drivers and taxis are lethal.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN KOREA TOO LONG WHEN...
1. You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath"
2. You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never, ever, yield the right-of-way.
3. People ask if you want to go by car and you respond, "No, I'm in a hurry.
A country where production of pretty chicks surpass any other Asian countries...
Who can’t live without football, don’t pass matches, the league of champions? If these people read these lines, please explain me why the Korean football team are in an unnatural pose on the photo? I mean the front line.
Some faces look as if they were caught off-guard. I don’t wanna make a foregone conclusion…
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I swear they do some odds! It’s disgusting! I did say!
Look!
I can’t believe it! Goo-goo eyes. In wild gales of mirth!!!
What the hell are they doing here?It's a rhetorical question, don't pay attention!
Put it simply, they are happy and don't care what you are thinking about!
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
 You know some facts about the next-door neighbour – North Korea?Alas, my friend you are lucky if you are not in N.Korea! Comment on: old friends and old wine are best. Peace! Well after all I go … and try to bring to the push…shitbreak! Am I a chav? Sorry! Don’t like it? Choose different!
South Korea, North Korea, Koreans, Madeleine Begun Kane, football, Seoul, drivers
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