Two beer or no two beer!? Some rules you should follow while drinking beer:

An unwritten law, one as immutable and irrefutable as gravity and backed by history, states that skydivers enjoy the drinking of beer almost as much as flight itself. A manifestation of this fact is the tradition of the buying by an individual skydiver a case of beer (that being twenty-four cans or bottles holding twelve or more ounces of beer, ale, or some similar such substance) for his or her fellow jumpers to celebrate the accomplishment of a particular feat or milestone in one’s jump career.

It is said that it takes 119.5 seconds to pour the perfect pint of Guinness…

Phrase: A pint of Guinness please
Irish: Pionta Guinness le do thoil
Pronunciation: pyunta Guinness leh duh hull

Word: Beer
Irish: Beoir
Pronunciation: bee-oh-ir

Phrase: I’d like a glass of beer
Irish: Ba mhaith liom gloinne beoir
Pronunciation: bah wah ly-um glinn-eh bee-oh-ir

What about the the perfect pint you can use in everyday life in order not to go too far. Guiness and this beaker… Imagine you drink from this glass, it’s a shocking crime!!!

473.176475 milliliters of frothy goodness

There’s nothing like bellying up to the bar and ordering a pint of your favorite frothy ale. Whether you pull your pint at home or at your favorite public adult-beverage establishment, when you ask for a pint, you’d better get a pint. You have to trust the one that’s pouring your drink to give you what you asked for - 16* ounces of yummy liquid bread.

The Perfect Pint graduated conical beaker is crystal-clear (plastic, not glass) with black measurements on the side. It measures as little as one ounce to a full US pint, and is dishwasher safe.

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