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1. What happens to your body as you age?
D:When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
My variant: you get old ass bitch.

2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
My: He is chasing about cutie girls.

3. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
My: Aha!

4. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.
My: Drink it in one gulp.

5. How are the main parts of the body categorized?
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
My: So whiz!

6. What is the Fibula?
A small lie.
My: WoW

7. What does “varicose” mean?
Nearby.

8. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
My: Born in China

9. Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
No comment.

10. What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.
My: when the police come and take stuff from your house.

11. What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport.
My: fully agree

12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
My: Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day.

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