“After the war in Iraq, France still shows its true backstabbing colors. This is the most ungrateful nation on the planet.”What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than against the Nazis?”
- Dennis Miller”
Suggestion: envy or abhorrence?!
Jokes (against the French and France I suppose)
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: Why do zee French have zee onion and zee Arabs has zee oil?
A: Because zee French had zee first pick.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.
A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
“No ma’m,” answered the butcher. “That is the correct price.” “Well, why are the French brains so expensive?” exclaimed the cannibal. “Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?” replied the butcher.
Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois
Cuisine
The makers of French’s Mustard made the following recent statement:
We at the French’s Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.
The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow.
Conclusion:
Mary, Queen of Chance, will they find you?
Never going to get to France.
Could a new romance ever bind you?
by Mike Oldfield
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