French jokes
It's time to look into French traditions and humor. Why do people hate France and the French?! There are some relevant and contradictory opinions. Pay attention to what you read. Some facts and jokes are not French, they were invented.
"After the war in Iraq, France still shows its true backstabbing colors. This is the most ungrateful nation on the planet."What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than against the Nazis?"
- Dennis Miller"
Suggestion: envy or abhorrence?!
Jokes (against the French and France I suppose)
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: Why do zee French have zee onion and zee Arabs has zee oil?
A: Because zee French had zee first pick.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.
A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price." "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher.
Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois
And some " facts" about them   The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.
The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow.
Conclusion:
Never going to get to France.
Mary, Queen of Chance, will they find you?
Never going to get to France.
Could a new romance ever bind you?
by Mike Oldfield
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