Lip is a soft, protruding organ at the mouth of many animals, including humans.

Today we have found some “entertaining mouths”. It sounds strange as if we look like some bizarre sex fiends or so to say morbid anatomists or mouth hunters or somewhat like. Don’t be afraid. We singled out some aspects of our discovery. The problem we stumbled (it was a wild-goose chase) - people as they are and their freakish lips. Yes, mouths and lips – are the main parts of our appearance. And we are happy if we are handsome and beautiful or go to pieces if we are ugly. Don’t strain every your nerve in order to find out the truth. The truth is out there…

Bush: Watch my lips
BUSH: Watch my nose: no new taxes.
QUAYLE: Er … Mr President … That’s meant to be “Watch my lips.”
BUSH: No, Dan. If they watch my lips, they’ll see that I’m lying through my teeth. Watch my nose, no new taxes.
QUAYLE: Er … Mr President … Your nose … It’s getting longer!

Top 7 lips and mouths we collected for you!
Can you find your lips (or the mouth at least) on the shots? Just try! I believe this soft organ must be here!

№1. It is usual. Looks good. Appreciate it!

№3. You won’t see her lips, but no harm in trying! Sorry if you really find yourself.

№4. No, I didn’t confuse! Some people enjoy good health and they do not care a straw. Cutie mouth!

№5. Want to make an impression?  Never do that, do not stuck up about, but nevertheless they are nice!

№6. Cancer mouth, or no smoking, or smoking kill, still follow the example and draw a conclusion!  Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn’t realize are probably from smoking. (Urbandictionary)

№7. Have no guts?! Get behind your life! Get er done!

P.S. “Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time!” (Allfunnyimages.com)

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two reasons - you’re not funny and you’re not japanese.

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1. “is it just me or do some of mans clearest thoughts come to him while he’s sitting on the biffy? it’s a relaxing non threatening environment where no one bothers you, and you can be one with your thoughts. hmmm.. anybody else?”
Well, rather a full and simple answer, doesn’t it?
A guy who says it may possibly seat on one of those asian toilets, which are made for thinking as well as the deep phylosophy knowledge.
So be it! It’s perfect!

2. In fact, the toilet you’re looking at below is the most widespread toilet in the world. This is the style of toilet which is used from Turkey all the way East to Japan, and everywhere in between. It’s terrible. What mark you give?

3. Have you ever heard that Kate Winslet does her best thinking on the toilet?
She says, “I clearly recall the moment. I was five and on the toilet. I do most of my best thinking there. I thought, ‘If (my mum doing housework) were on TV, people would think she is a good actress because she’s doing these things but being real.‘ And I realized that I wanted to do that.”
We just may surmise the toilet she had in childhood. What about American Revolutionary Toilet? No, it is incredible.

Ok, actually that type!
Winston Churchill’s Chamber Pot, she’ll like it!

4. And the another noob.
Tnis photo didn’t freak you? In Japan (and also, I hear, in Korea) you might come across a public unisex toilet, complete with urinals! Women using the toilets are supposed to just ignore the men! This one was at the Himeji train station.

5. And the last in our list - natinal Russia toilet, very convenient, in
the fresh air. The toilet has different names in different countries. It is called a bie zasah gar in Mongolia, it is a bathroom or an outhouse in the US. In Russia the toilet has a variety of names: it is a toilet, a sortir, a closet, a public use place, a where-can-I-wash-my-hands-here place, M and Ж, a thinking room, a reading room and so on and so forth.
And we introduce it!

Don’t worry, be happy!

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Davesdaily lets the cat out of the bag. Read my comments

1. What happens to your body as you age?
D:When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
My variant: you get old ass bitch.

2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
My: He is chasing about cutie girls.

3. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
My: Aha!

4. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.
My: Drink it in one gulp.

5. How are the main parts of the body categorized?
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
My: So whiz!

6. What is the Fibula?
A small lie.
My: WoW

7. What does “varicose” mean?
Nearby.

8. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
My: Born in China

9. Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
No comment.

10. What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.
My: when the police come and take stuff from your house.

11. What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport.
My: fully agree

12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
My: Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day.

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